This here is Plessy the Plesiosaur of Loch Pless. It may please you to learn that Plessy is not any kind of a hoax, but a true flesh 'n' blood (or polymer clay, at any rate) entity.
I was digging through my hard drive looking for something and came across this illustration I did a few years ago for a dinosaur-themed website (which, as far as I can tell, is now defunct).
I often find many of the decorative gourds that abound at this time of year to be particularly feeplike, so I've done a few drawings of gourds as feeps. This one, if you've been paying attention, is based on a gourd that starred in several feep photos.
Dr. Dino, paleontologist, examines the bone of some impossibly huge, prehistoric creature. (Bear in mind that for feeps, recorded history only goes back about 5 years.)
At least if this dinosaur is standing in front of you in a crowd and blocking your view, you have the option of clambering up onto its back. This technique does not typically work with random tall humans.
While bearing a striking facial resemblance to the Von Snoot, the Dino Snoot actually has an altogether different lineage, and merely exhibits signs of convergent evolution.
Prehistoric weevils were, of course, much larger than their counterparts of today, sometimes as big as 2 or 3 inches across. Which means cotton bolls were also significantly larger than the modern incarnation. Just as well for the makeup-wearing dinosaur, who would never have been able to get anywhere with the tiny little puffs we have now.
The fossil records show that early snoots were much less pronounced than those of the modern Von Snoot feeps. Clearly evolution has favored the snoot, but the exact mechanism by which it provides a benefit remains unknown.
I'm a cartoonist and a sculptor. The cartoons are generally aimed at adults and tend to be Not For Everyone. The sculpts are my Feeping Creatures monster figurines and art, and are suitable for all ages. I do a lot of scfi-fi/comic conventions and art fairs where I sell the Feeps as part of my ongoing effort to increase the number of monsters in people's homes and offices.
I come up with the captions for these photos first thing in the morning, when I'm still half asleep. If they seem a little surreal sometimes that's probably why. You are more than welcome to comment with your own caption ideas.