Coil Worm Moat Monster - Feeping Creatures monster figurine

At least if you fall in and get devoured, your doom will greet you with a friendly face.

Horned Razzer - Feeping Creatures monster figurine

I dare you to stick your tongue on that skull. I double-dog dare ya.

Coil Worm - Feeping Creatures Monster Figurine

First off, sorry about my prolonged absence. I've been dealing with health issues that, while not life-threatening or anything, definitely preclude the creation of new feeps. Things are slowly getting better, so I'm slowly getting back into my various work habits, as I'm able.

 I haven't made any new figurines in awhile, but I have been going back and re-photographing various feeps with my new camera, so there's actually quite a backlog of photos to post despite everything. Here's one of 'em.

Feeping Creatures Green Razzer Monster

The phrase "blowing a raspberry" has its origins in cockney rhyming slang. "Raspberry tart" = "sounds like a fart." Charming, no?

Coil Worm

This particular feep worms its way into your heart via a corkscrew motion.

Coil Eel

Despite the bulbous eyes, this eel actually has poor eyesight and must navigate by taste.

Raspberry Nightcap

This feep's name sounds like randomly-generated bot text, doesn't it?

Mustachioed Raspberry Nautilus

Oh, it's been that kind of a week. If this feep had a fist it would shake it, but failing that, it razzes the world.

Raspberry Nautilus

A bunch of new feeps await their moment before the camera lens. Hopefully I can get them all photographed this weekend.

Raspberry Nautilus

My general sentiments about having to get up today.

Raspberry Nautilus

I made my parents watch Zombieland last night, as I felt it was an important part of their cinematic education. Today my mom attempts to eat my brains. This is the thanks I get for trying to help.

Raspberry Nautilus

Now offering cat wash services!

Raspberry Nautilus Wine Charm

No one will steal your glass, as they will not wish to be taunted by the monster.

Raspberry Slug

You know what's awesome? When two cats who don't like each other decide to use you as an electric blanket on a cold night, and then get in a fight over who's allowed to exist when they notice each other. That's what's awesome.

Raspberry Nautilus Wine Charm

Either mocking you, or trying to catch some stray drops. Possibly both.

Blue Raspberry Nautilus

To continue with the Texas in August theme I seem to have stumbled into this week, a patch of green and a pool of water are indeed a find worthy of manic facial expressions.

Doggie Raspberry

Some feeps just can't help but mug to the camera. I, of course, was never like that as a child myself, but. But. Clearly they get it from somewhere ... just, you know ... I would never have ...

Razzing Red Nautilus

This raspberry is for my cat, who decided I didn't need sleep after all. SHE WAS SO WRONG. Zzzzz...

Green Raspberry Nautilus

I just need a little sip of water ...

Purple Raspberry Sprite

Backdrop provided by my cat, who is also trying to help me type even now. Such a giver.