Candy Cane Von Snoot Snake Orneryment

Hangin' out with the ladybug larvae. (Yes, that's what ladybugs look like before they turn all round and cute.)

Candy Cane Octopus

Today is to be a day of much feeping. STAPLE! hurtles ever closer!

Candy Cane Spike Orneryment

There aren't any fir trees around here that I've been able to find, so instead you get the festive xmas juniper.

Candy Cane Octopus

Once again, it is time to break out the traditional holiday cephalopod.

Candy Cane Von Snoot Orneryment

See, feep orneryments are the type of xmas decoration it's okay to leave up year round.

Blue Candy Cane Snoot Orneryment

It is very nearly that time (unless you don't happen to care about that time, in which case it is very nearly some random, arbitrary time).

Blue Candy Cane Orneryment

I figure if all of retail land is going to annoy me (me personally!) with garish Christmas displays, I can annoy the internet with photos of monster ornaments. Sorry, internet!