Let us wrap up this edition of Ren Feeps with Shakespeare's reaction to finding a writing mass of tentacles on his shoulder. (Verily, it just wanted some advice on constructing narratives in iambic pentameter.)
Worried about rapscallions and vagabonds attempting to pilfer your wares whilst you yourself are unawares? Consider hiring a guard monster to loom over your tent.
Tentacle Twists are genetically predisposed to becoming chess grandmasters. Managing all those tentacles makes you good at keeping track of what needs to go where when, and how.
Finally got all the Sherwood Forest Faire photos sorted and ready for your viewing pleasure. Let us begin in the middle of everything, under the watchful gaze of the Lego-colored castle.
Snoot Bird ponders abandoning knighthood for the sake of careers that involve fewer severed limbs. Harpist, perhaps? But then Snoot Bird recalls that it has no arms to begin with. Such is life!
Snoot Bird, after having thought through all the likely scenarios for what happens to the guy on the outside of the armor, finally settles on a location at the lower end of the maiming spectrum.
Abandoning the falconry idea, the Snoot Bird instead ponders the ramifications of helm adornment. Knight of Feeps! Leading the charge into battle! Glory! Honor! Swords whooshing right at you from all directions ...
In theory I'm headed to Scarborough Faire in Dallas this weekend (as a visitor, not a vendor, just to clarify), so I shall try once more to garner photos of feeps frolicking in festivular fun.
This concludes the Ren Feeps set (for now!). And I believe this is the last weekend for Sherwood Forest Faire, so if you intend to go but haven't yet, now would be the time!
I'm a cartoonist and a sculptor. The cartoons are generally aimed at adults and tend to be Not For Everyone. The sculpts are my Feeping Creatures monster figurines and art, and are suitable for all ages. I do a lot of scfi-fi/comic conventions and art fairs where I sell the Feeps as part of my ongoing effort to increase the number of monsters in people's homes and offices.
I come up with the captions for these photos first thing in the morning, when I'm still half asleep. If they seem a little surreal sometimes that's probably why. You are more than welcome to comment with your own caption ideas.