Mustachioed Raspberry Nautilus

Oh, it's been that kind of a week. If this feep had a fist it would shake it, but failing that, it razzes the world.

Horned Mustache Slug

The horns are probably like a rhino's, made of hair and sculpted with grooming wax.

Mustache Devil Orneryment

This devil wants only grooming wax for xmas.

Horned Mustache Slug

If you are so inclined you may sing "Mustache Slug" to the tune of "Muskrat Love," but it is not required.

Señor Squid Necklace

Let's just see if that title field will accept my be-tilded "n."

Mustache Squid

Squids need mustaches. You know this as well as I do.

Devil Nautilus

[Insert tempting you with fruit joke here.]

Tentacle Nose

This feep is not actually an arch villain, but rather has evolved to mimic a curled, waxed mustache as a defense against predators. Birds, snakes, and toads, for fear of being tied to the train tracks and laughed at maniacally, will avoid preying on the tentacle nose feep if possible.

Colonel Schnoz

Go ahead. Ask him about his war wound.

Harley

Harley is quite certain he does not know what happened to your bike.

Sagacious Feep Necklace

Sommelier feep asks: What goes better with polymer clay, a shiraz or a merlot?

Van Dyke

That's the name for that style of goatee, in case you didn't know.

Concerned Monster

Some feeps seem to carry the weight of the world on their ... well, I guess they don't typically have shoulders, do they?

Uneasy Rider

Ancient Feep

This picture was taken at the main branch of the Austin Public Library.

Dungeons & Dragons Ranger Feep

Another of the commissioned Feep D&D figurine set. Very Errol Flynn.