Feeping Creatures Purple Corkscrew Snoot Wine Charm

Not that I am suggesting anything about what I might wish to do this weekend. Ahem hem.

Butterfly Face Wine Charm

Probably best paired with dry wines, lest it mistake your beverage for a sugary nectar.

Tentacle Squid Wine Charm

Hard to type a caption, given that one hand is currently trapped under a cat.

Green Squid Wine Charm

Seems a squid would be handy (tentacley?) with a waiter's key.

Curly-Horned Rounds Monster Wine Charm

This feep pairs well with either red or white (but probably not rosé).

Green Cat Demon Wine Charm

Let's just say I'm feeling like wine is especially demonic this morning.

Blue Squid Wine Charm

Dreamt last night that there was a cluster of trees outside my house that were clearly haunted - they had knotholes that suggested eyes and mouths, and all the branches were reaching out like arms in the same direction (toward the door, presumably to ensnare anyone who emerged).

It was one of those dreams where I was sad to wake up and find out it wasn't true. Sigh. No haunted trees in the front yard for me.

Earthy Devil Wine Charm

I am starting to feel a bit better, that very dangerous intersection of not quite better enough to be 100% well, but better enough to feel bored and restless and prone to over-exertion. Must remind self of how much SDCC will suck if I'm still ill. Siddown, self, and be quiet and still but a bit longer.

Raspberry Nautilus Wine Charm

No one will steal your glass, as they will not wish to be taunted by the monster.

Squid Wine Charm

Don't let anyone else get their tentacles on your booze.

Fire Devil Wine Charm

Already thinking about next weekend, apparently. Happy Monday morning!

Curious Devil Wine Charm

I'm not exactly sure what the difference is between a feep devil and a feep demon. Perhaps just a regional variation.

Curly-Horned Wine Charm

Raspberry Nautilus Wine Charm

Either mocking you, or trying to catch some stray drops. Possibly both.

Blue Grimace Demon Wine Charm

Seriously? New Year's Eve is tomorrow?

Wedge Squid Wine Charm

Traditional hangover cure: tentacle of the cephalopod that beaked ya.

Happy Red Devil Wine Charm

Something or other going on today?

Cranky Green Devil Wine Charm

Today's feep is dedicated to the neighbor who decided to get a very, very early start on edging the lawn.

Horned Devil Wine Charm

For a devil, this feep is surprisingly rattled by dinner party conversation.

Horned Orange Round Wine Charm

Not only will you know which glass is yours, but your wine charm will defend said glass against any would-be thieves.