Striped Snat - Feeping Creatures monster figurine

I'm back from Space City Con. It was a great show! I'm a bit worn out, though ... not sure how THAT happened (gaming until 1:30 in the morning might have had something to do with it).

Striped Snail - Feeping Creatures monster figurine

Clearly this is one of those snails that, as it grows, must find bigger and bigger pieces of discarded candy to live in.

Purple & Green Snat - Feeping Creatures monster figurine

Stick with the hardwood, or put in carpet? Decisions, decisions. (The conundrum, of course, being that it is more delightful to eject hairballs onto carpet and other difficult-to-clean objects, but the snail portion of the snat would rather glide over a nice, smooth surface.)

Feeping Creatures Striped Snail Monster Figurine

Sorry about the sporadic posting of late. I'm in the midst of finishing up a rather massive project with a rather looming deadline. I have a stack of feep photos I haven't even had a chance to sort through yet. But! I shall resume normal posting soon.

Feeping Creatures Snail Figurine

This is about how fast I'm moving this morning.

Feeping Creatures Fire Snat Figurine

Those are racing stripes, obviously.

Feeping Creatures Turtle Snail Figurine

The question is, which half is the slow half?

Purple & Green Snat

This snat is thinking of hopping a train, but it gets dizzy at speeds over 2 miles per hour.

Road Feeps - Feep Snail in Manhattan

The snail wishes to know what these apartments rent for, but is mildly afraid of large numbers, and thus refrains.

Road Feeps - Feep Snail on an ivy-covered headstone in Salem, MA

Salem was kindly being very picturesque for me and the feeps.

Road Feeps - Red & Black Snat in Salem, MA Graveyard

I am back from New York Comic Con and the wilds of the northeast, and I have a ton of pictures to prove it. I'm still sorting through them all, but since we're in the run-up to Halloween I figured I should go ahead and start posting some of the pictures I took in some of the very picturesque cemeteries in Salem and Boston. Let us begin with Salem, shall we?

Dominican Feeps - Snat on a Log on a Beach

I took this photo because I wanted to -- ha ha -- snat-a-log this event! Ha! Oh, my.

Dominican Feeps - Snat has dinner on the beach

The snat seemed a bit grumpy this trip. I guess the cat part of it wasn't really thrilled with all the water, but I figured the snail part would dig the moisture. Then I realized it was salt water we were talking about. Ooops.

Dominican Feeps - Snat and Truck

What's this? Feeps with a vehicle? Nothing can go wrong!

Dominican Feeps - Chillin' on the porch

It was a long drive to the rental house in Cabarete, but try not to feel too bad for the feeps. They're tough, and they're managing.

Excercise caution when leaving feeps unattended

One gets the distinct impression that no good is being got up to.

Metallic Snat

I did indeed take a bunch of ren faire feep photos yesterday, but I haven't had a chance to sort through them yet. Until then, may I offer you EXTREME PERSPECTIVE.

Halloween Snat

So I'm playing this game called Bookworm, where you have to make words out of randomly-generated letters. Turns out "snoot" is a valid word, but "snat" and "feep" are not.

Feep Snail Coffee Hour

Coffee increases the feep snail's speed from .0000001 MPH to .000001 MPH. Zoom!

Black & Red Snat

I've been off the grid, in a strange land of no internet. It's been an interesting experience, traveling back in time. I am on my way back to the future now, though.