Eyeball Squip - Feeping Creatures monster figurine

No rearview mirrors necessary!

Concerened Eyestalk

One thing that might cause an eyestalk consternation: "Where did I leave my monocle?"

Feeps and Giant Fuzzy Caterpillar - victory!

The final decision: one brave feep will stand for a photo with the possibly very dangerous fuzzy caterpillar, while the rest will back away to a safe distance, lest the flash enrages the beast.

Concerned Eyestalk

Seriously, it's time to start getting my panic face on in prep for STAPLE! this weekend.

Feathered Eyestalk

It was awfully generous of the new year to start on a weekend.

Feathered Eyestalk

Today I go forth to pick up my restock of mugs and shirts, and then head down to the Convention Center to set up for Austin Comic Con. Madness awaits!

Eyestalk Snail

I created this with the intent of turning it into a magnet, but photographed it pre-magnetization ("magnetization" in this case being a fancy-pants way to say, "gluing a magnet on the bottom").

Road Feeps - Eyestalk Sea Monster at the beach

Since we were in California, a trip to the ocean was in order. Be sure to check for predators before diving in.

Curly Eyestalk

Looking for fossils, probably.

Eyestalk Squid mini-drawing

Got all the feep figurines moved over to Etsy, as well as the ACEOs. I added a bunch of new ACEOs that I did last year but never got around to putting up on eBay, as well as a couple of 2" x 2" mini-drawings (like the one above) I've had kicking around but never listed online.

The Feeping Creatures Etsy Shop

Still to do: move the shirts, ceramicware, and remaining art, and list a handful of new figurines.

Green Eyestalk

Hiking through the fruithills.

Razorback Eyestalk

Harpy Gnu Ear, y'all.

Ceramic Beholder Jar

Here's another high school ceramics class monstrosity. The lumpiness kind of works with the disgusting shape a beholder usually has, though I clearly didn't have the patience for all 10 eyestalks. I think in general my high school art classes were exercises in plowing through assignments rather than enjoying the creative possibilities of a given medium. My skill level improved dramatically in college, where things were a bit more freeform. So, while I would never present a piece like this for sale, it's interesting to look back on it to get a sense of my progression.

Ceramic Whistle Monster

I made this in my high school ceramics class (which means it's probably from 1992 or 1993), I want to say out of earthenware clay, but I really don't remember. It's a working whistle (though I won't claim it produces a particularly refined tone), and you can see the feepness evident in its design even if it predates the official classification of my monsters as "feeps."

Evil Eyestalk Magnet

Just think, with this magnet on your fridge you can host a little cooking show in your kitchen each night and have a captive audience.

Eared Eyestalk with Pie

In this case, its eye may literally be larger than its stomach.

Eyestalk Slug

I've been a bit under the weather this week, and am therefore even less able to come up with silly captions than usual.

Long-Horned Eyestalk

As fall approaches, you will no doubt want to retain the services of a qualified gourd inspector.

Eyestalk Sea Serpent

I cropped out my face since I took this photo in the morning, before I'd gotten around to transforming myself into a human.

Sea Eyestalk and Blue Tentacle Makara at the House of Feep

When I'm at a convention I display the glow-in-the-dark feeps in a haunted dollhouse I made.