Feeping Creatures Green Razzer Monster

The phrase "blowing a raspberry" has its origins in cockney rhyming slang. "Raspberry tart" = "sounds like a fart." Charming, no?

Feeping Creatures Tentacle Barnacle Figurine

This barnacle is known to affix itself to nauseatingly cute creatures, thereby restoring balance and harmony to the universe. It nourishes itself upon the moment sappy sentiment gives way to perplexed horror, as the viewer of the original nauseatingly cute creature shifts from "Awww!" to "Ewww!"

Feeping Creatures Plesiosaur Dinosaur Figurine

This here is Plessy the Plesiosaur of Loch Pless. It may please you to learn that Plessy is not any kind of a hoax, but a true flesh 'n' blood (or polymer clay, at any rate) entity.

Feeping Creatures Blue Whale Figurine

The first feeps of 2012 have begun rising from the depths and crawling from the crevices. I'll be adding them to the Etsy store throughout the week. Let us begin with the tiniest version of the largest animal on earth.

Feeping Creatures Purple Corkscrew Snoot Wine Charm

Not that I am suggesting anything about what I might wish to do this weekend. Ahem hem.

Feeping Creatures Purple & Gray Tentacle Twist Figurine

Why did I have to go and invoke things going according to plan yesterday? They, of course, did not. Sigh! Fate needs to learn to resist temptation, is what it is.

Feeping Creatures Green & Black Squid Necklace

If all goes according to plan (and when does it ever fail to do so?), I will get crankin' on some new monsters this afternoon. O my yes.