Corkscrew Sea Monster

A nautical feep in honor of yesterday's deluge (which may come back for an encore, if the current color of the sky is any indication).

Green & Purple Cat

That piece of string can only hide for so long. One of these days it will emerge, and then BAM!

Glow Snail

And why not a slow feep for a Monday morning?

Striped Toothy Nautilus

The striping suggests that you should not eat this feep, as it is likely poisonous. Of course, it could just be mimicking an actually poisonous feep. But do you really want to risk finding out?

Horned Mustache Slug

The horns are probably like a rhino's, made of hair and sculpted with grooming wax.

Tentacle Cat

The San Diego Comic Con is officially less than a month away, which means it's time to hit the panic button! YAAAA!

Purple Octopus

Somewhat trepidatious about the dark abyss. I mean, there could be monsters down there.

Purple & Gold Bird-Dragon

Bicycle ownership is a residency requirement for Austin (as is being in a band, or knowing someone who is in a band).

Mustache Devil Orneryment

This devil wants only grooming wax for xmas.

Raspberry Nautilus Wine Charm

No one will steal your glass, as they will not wish to be taunted by the monster.

Von Snoot and Prickly Pear

Searching for those delicious little fruits that try to kill you with their invisible spines.

Red Slug

Time to go call the fire department. The slug is stuck in the tree again.

Green & Purple Cat

The nice thing about cat feeps is they don't get fleas. As for wanton destruction of random property, well ... ahem ... so, how 'bout those Red Sox?

Road Feeps Redux - Cyclops at the Denver Airport

Yeah, I'm definitely gettin' a hankerin' to go a-travelin'. I just need to be able to teleport, really. Not sure why we don't have teleportation on demand yet. C'mon, science, step it up.

Road Feeps Redux - Blue Squid in Seattle

In just over a month I'll be headed to San Diego for Comic Con madness, so there'll be a whole new set of road feeps to post. Until then, today seems like a good day for serene feeping.

Space Earwig

This morning I had to extract a rather enormous centipede from the kitchen, so of course for today's monster I had to find something with entirely too many appendages.

(Earwigs, by the way, are beneficials who eat pest insects. So if they crawl into your ear, it's only because they're chasing after something that's much, much worse.)

Sneaky Nightcap

You can just imagine the xylophone music in the background.

Red Snake

I got a hit to my website from someone entering the search string "getting free from constrictor's coils." I'm just imagining some guy wrapped in a giant snake, anxiously googling, and trying not to exhale too much. (The answer, by the way, is that you start at the tail and peel the snake off.)

Purple Horned Monster

Some monsters will judge you for doing a hasty job of trimming the yard.

Tentacle Dragon

I have no idea how it got to be mid-June already. I am fairly certain foul play must be involved.

Tentacle Worm

Because really, what a squiggly thing needs is more squiggly things.

Peppermint Nightcap

"What? No, I was just ... I know this looks bad, but I swear I will give you a solid, plausible explanation just as soon as I can think of one."

Neon Corkscrew

It's cloudy this morning, and yet the cats are positioned in their usual sunning spots. Force of habit, or hoping the giant heat lamp in the sky is just running late?

Mauve Dragon

You know how dog treats include such things as fake sausages and fake ice cream? I wonder if dragon treats would consist of fake maidens.

Harpy Bathday to me

I drew this a few years ago for someone else's birthday, but it's still a personal favorite of mine. And perennially useful!

Surprised Nautilus Keychain

The nautilus feep has heard that grilling season is in full swing, and is now wondering what you meant by your invitation when you said you'd love to have it for dinner.

Striped Snail Magnet

I'm debating whether or not to bring feep magnets to San Diego Comic Con. The issue would be displaying them, and needing to pack yet another object whose main purpose in life is being stiff and heavy (that being the magnet board). So. Hmm.

Longhorn Dragon

Oh, I say, Horns. Would you be so kind as to hook them?

Ski Hat Cyclops

At least someone's happy to be awake right now.