Friday, February 24, 2012

Feeping Creatures Striped Snail Monster Figurine

Sorry about the sporadic posting of late. I'm in the midst of finishing up a rather massive project with a rather looming deadline. I have a stack of feep photos I haven't even had a chance to sort through yet. But! I shall resume normal posting soon.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Feeping Creatures Fuzzy Bat Orneryment

Because you never know when you'll need to adorn your surroundings with bats.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Feeping Creatures Dragon Slug figurine

You know how a legless lizard looks kind of like a snake, except it's not, it's just a lizard whose legs evolved away? Well, this dragon is sort of like that. No legs, no wings, just horn-like antennae. We may presume on the inside there are vestigial wing and leg structures, but I advise against cutting the dragon open in order to find out. Dragons are not known to take kindly to people who brandish sharp objects at them, and such interactions are prone to end in tears. And flames.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Monday, February 13, 2012

Feeping Creatures Green Razzer Monster

The phrase "blowing a raspberry" has its origins in cockney rhyming slang. "Raspberry tart" = "sounds like a fart." Charming, no?

Friday, February 10, 2012

Feeping Creatures Tentacle Barnacle Figurine

This barnacle is known to affix itself to nauseatingly cute creatures, thereby restoring balance and harmony to the universe. It nourishes itself upon the moment sappy sentiment gives way to perplexed horror, as the viewer of the original nauseatingly cute creature shifts from "Awww!" to "Ewww!"

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Feeping Creatures Plesiosaur Dinosaur Figurine

This here is Plessy the Plesiosaur of Loch Pless. It may please you to learn that Plessy is not any kind of a hoax, but a true flesh 'n' blood (or polymer clay, at any rate) entity.

Monday, February 6, 2012

Feeping Creatures Blue Whale Figurine

The first feeps of 2012 have begun rising from the depths and crawling from the crevices. I'll be adding them to the Etsy store throughout the week. Let us begin with the tiniest version of the largest animal on earth.

Friday, February 3, 2012

Feeping Creatures Purple Corkscrew Snoot Wine Charm

Not that I am suggesting anything about what I might wish to do this weekend. Ahem hem.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Feeping Creatures Purple & Gray Tentacle Twist Figurine

Why did I have to go and invoke things going according to plan yesterday? They, of course, did not. Sigh! Fate needs to learn to resist temptation, is what it is.

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Feeping Creatures Green & Black Squid Necklace

If all goes according to plan (and when does it ever fail to do so?), I will get crankin' on some new monsters this afternoon. O my yes.