Coil Squip

Have a memorable Memorial Day, should you be so fortunate as to have this holiday off. Self-employment plus deadlines equals a workday for me, so I shall be sequestered inside.

Lamprey Monster

Now that temperatures in Texas have reached the "abysmally hot" range and are likely to remain there for the duration, it is time to engage in wistful reflection upon that one time when it snowed.

Blue Cat Snake

The cat snake wistfully ponders what it would be like to pose for a tattoo.

Corkscrew Nautilus Necklace

Ever get the eerie feeling you're part of a fractal?

Chameleon Eyes

In this case, its eyes are literally bigger than its stomach.

Green & Magenta Dragon

Put some magenta spikes on it, and the anole living on my back porch could dress up as this dragon for Halloween.

Horned Devil Necklace

A devil it may be, but still it quails at the sight of ladybug larvae.

Blue Snoot Keychain

You would think the monster manning the keychain would come when you call so you could always find your keys, but attempts at such training have not met with success.

Magenta Cat Demon Orneryment

Your decorations are judging you.

Curly Dog Monster Mug

Insert coffee into maw.

Yawnster Shot Glass

Insert booze into maw.

Squid Wine Charm

Don't let anyone else get their tentacles on your booze.

Purple & Blue Tentacle Twist

The tentacle twist takes a scurry through the park, seeking inspiration for its latest ode to spring.

Twisty Icicle Orneryment

Look, it's going to be in the 90s here all week. I feel justified in posting some monsters reminiscent of frostier times.

Glow Squid Necklace

Bioluminescence is the original glow-in-the-dark.

Irked Purple Cat

Enough with the birds! says the purple cat, who is clearly tired of looking at pictures of food.

Ren Feeps - Snoot Bird eats lunch

Using authentic, period paper plates and plastic forks, of course.

Ren Feeps - Snoot Bird and Harp

Snoot Bird ponders abandoning knighthood for the sake of careers that involve fewer severed limbs. Harpist, perhaps? But then Snoot Bird recalls that it has no arms to begin with. Such is life!

Ren Feeps - Sir Snoot Bird

Snoot Bird, after having thought through all the likely scenarios for what happens to the guy on the outside of the armor, finally settles on a location at the lower end of the maiming spectrum.

Ren Feeps - Snoot Bird and Knight 2

Abandoning the falconry idea, the Snoot Bird instead ponders the ramifications of helm adornment. Knight of Feeps! Leading the charge into battle! Glory! Honor! Swords whooshing right at you from all directions ...

Ren Feeps - Snoot Bird and Knight

The Snoot Bird considers work as a trained falcon. The lack of wings may prove a hindrance.

Ren Feeps - Curly Snoot Bird at Scarborough Faire

Snoot Bird contemplates devouring the wandering anachronisms.

Ren Feeps Redux - Tentacle Cat watches Shakespeare

In theory I'm headed to Scarborough Faire in Dallas this weekend (as a visitor, not a vendor, just to clarify), so I shall try once more to garner photos of feeps frolicking in festivular fun.

Green Nautilus Magnet

Those speckles you are eyeing so suspiciously are paint, ya know. I will not have my housekeeping judged by a monster.

Purple & Green Heron Dragon

I had a yellow-crowned night heron hanging out in the back yard a few days ago, napping in one of the trees. They have very dragony eyes.

Blue Cat Keychain

Probably all excited because it found a bug to chase.

Fire Devil Wine Charm

Already thinking about next weekend, apparently. Happy Monday morning!

Curly Conical Mollusc

It turns out spiced tahini may be too delicious. Either that or my pants keep shrinking in the wash.

Zizit von Snoot and store news

"Zizit," for those of you who don't know, is the sound an arc of electricity makes.

Also, please note that I have officially closed the eBay store, and all feep itemries are now to be found in my Etsy store. (I haven't finished listing all the shirts, but everything else is up.)