Skinny Purple Slug

This slug doesn't just adhere to the letter of the law, it gets inside it.

Red Taunting Devil

The Taunting Devil prepares to address its minions.

Tentacle Mollusc

Always happy to provide your morning dose of tentacles.

Red Devil Necklace

The Red Devil feep gets comfy and relaxes on a cactus.

Foris von Snoot

Foris von Snoot ambles through the brambles.

Shadow Boxes - Circuit Workers

I'm currently working away at redesigning the feeps' main website. I haven't been keeping up with the galleries over there, partially because the Daily Monster provides a constant source of new photos, but also because the site design was so creaky I just didn't like working with it (I programmed it myself, and I am not what you would call a programmer). But I'm redoing it with CSS this time, which will make updates and tweaks a billion times easier than my 1997-style code. You don't care, do you? My point is, I'll let you know when the new site is up so you can check it out.

Blue Cat Snail

Cat Snail needs coffee NOW.

Green Toothy Eyestalk

It's important to color-coordinate with the shrubbery.

Cyclopean Rat Demon

Please could it inquire as to whether or not you are possessed of any yogurt treats?

Devil Nautilus

[Insert tempting you with fruit joke here.]

Horned Purple Blob

This photo was, quite literally, a pain to take.

Sea Wolf ACEO

Would a sea wolf swim in a school or a pack? Or would it be some other term altogether, like gaggle or pod?

Grimacing Bunny Monster

Spring has sprung, which means it's time for vaguely rabbit-like creatures to be hopping (or possibly slithering) about the countryside.

Giant Squid

The banana squid blight of ought-nine led to the introduction of squid-eating frogs to curb the squid population. Of course, having no natural predators, the frogs then raged out of control. Frog-eating pandas were brought in. And then panda-eating snails. And then ....

Purple & Green Dragon

It is unquestionably spring here, and those who like it hot are digging the sun right now. (Shortly it will be too hot even for those who like it hot, and everyone will retreat to their darkened, air-conditioned caves.)

Purple Swirl Curl

Greetings from the Monday Morning Attitude feep.

Tall Green Cyclops

"Meet me by the big black shiny thing," it said. So where is the other feep? And will it actually have the documents?

Pink & Black Cat

If I'm trying to look innocent then I must therefore be innocent, right?

Blue Tentacle Leviathan

The quest to make acorn squash pie requires that you challenge and defeat the sea monster that guards the treasure.

Pink & Black Spiral Spike Necklace

Keeping an eye out for creepy crawly crevice critters. Whether one hopes to see them or not is another issue altogether.

Canis Von Snoot

Something about this rocky hill gives me the creeps.

Speckled Slug Monster

You probably didn't know that some feeps have jobs. This one is charged with the task of inspecting the gauges of the spots on bananas.

Horned Purple Blob tries to make the coffee

Halp!

Red Devil Magnet

Feepmaster needs food, badly.

Panic Feep

Panic for this show: I did not have time to make any new magnets! YAAAAH!!!

STAPLE! tomorrow

Tomorrow, Saturday the 7th, is STAPLE! The Independent Media Expo, and I will be there with the feeps in tow. It's at the Monarch Event Center in Austin, from 11:00 AM - 7:00 PM. Click that there link for more details. Hope to see you there!

Road Feeps: Purple Eyestalk Navigator

What a feep GPS lacks in sophisticated map technology it makes up for in cuteness.

Road Feeps: Devil Cyclops at Dulles

The flight was delayed by a couple of hours, so the feeps spent awhile trying to guess which flag belonged to which country.

Road Feeps: Round Curly Monster at the Metro

I'm back in Austin, but there are still many feep pictures from my recent travels. It was snowing at this DC Metro station, hence the feep's trepidation as it waits anxiously for the train to come. I don't think feeps are much used to the cold.

Road Feeps: Feeps on a Plane

Flying back home. I think this was in Kansas City, but I'm not sure. What I am sure of is that it's very important to make sure your feep is properly color-coordinated with your plane.

Road Feeps: Curly Blob in Chicago

We weren't supposed to go to Chicago, but that white stuff in the background decided to turn my travel plans into an improv show.

Road Feeps - Razorback Eyestalk at the Cafe

Watching the passersby in Silver Spring, MD, a suburb of Washington D.C.