Deep Sea Diver

This particular feep is fond of submarine sandwiches.

Lava Dragon

The Lava Dragon basks in the warm glow of the lamp to chase away the winter chill. Of course, to a Lava Dragon, anything below 2000 degrees is cold, so perhaps a smelting furnace would be more appropriate for warming oneself. I don't have one of those, so the lamp it is.

[INSERT LAVA LAMP JOKE HERE]

Snoot Seal

Sort of a proto-Von Snoot, if you will. Not necessarily a direct descendant, but another branch on the evolutionary tree, the product of a common ancestor.

New Feep Sticker

As you know, if you've ever been to a show I've tabled at or bought feeps online, I give away free Feep stickers (no purchase necessary!). After awhile I get tired of looking at the old design, so when I run low and need to reorder I come up with something new, and this is the latest sticker design. I just put in the order yesterday, so I should have them in a couple of weeks.

This is the third sticker iteration. I'm out of the first design, but still have some of the second (for the time being). If you ever want feep stickers you can always send me an SASE to the address at the bottom of this page.

Conical Mollusc

This mollusc favors the compact, fuel-efficient types of driftwood.

Grimace Ghost Keychain

The only real trick to using this feep as a keychain is in getting close enough to put your keys on it.

Green Glow Ghost

The feep ghost attempts to summon a human being from beyond the veil.

Spotted Purple Cat Monster ACEO

Much as a flamingo is pink because of the pink shrimp it eats, the spotted purple cat is so colored due to eating spotted purple mice.

Red Long-Horned Monster

Just as some people like to stop for a moment to watch animals going about their daily business, this feep likes to stop and watch the humans scurrying about.

Tentacle Mollusc

The mollusc feep heard about how octopi will pry open clams with their tentacles and wanted to see if the same trick would work on a gourd. Because why not, eh?

Purple Eyestalk Magnet

For reasons that are as yet unknown to science, eyestalk magnets tend to cluster around grocery lists.

Purple Bat ACEO

Perhaps the purple helps lure color-cueing insects who think the bat is a nice, tasty flower.

Green & Yellow Turtle

This turtle prefers an uncluttered environment, with only a few, carefully-placed dead leaves for decoration.

Nautilus Coil Necklace

The fashionable gourd-about-town always sports a feep necklace.

Purple Dragon

One of the glow-in-the-dark feeps charges up.

Yellow & Black Snoot Vulture

It's probably a sign that it's time to clean your kitchen if you've got vultures hanging around the place.

Tentacle Sea Monster

This feep somewhat resembles a much larger variety. But is it truly a relative, or merely a mimic?

Incidentally, I updated the Feeping Creatures eBay Store a couple of days ago with all the new critters you've been seeing. Just FYI!

Luminus Von Snoot

Taking down the Xmas decorations can be fraught with peril.

Purple Evil Eye Magnet

After not making very many feep magnets for awhile, I have recently found myself inspired to create little monster eyeball magnets. The full breadth of their application did not occur to me, though, until I went to photograph them for the first time ....

Green Cat

"Hello? You seem to be paying attention to something that is not me? I don't understand?"

Spider Dragon

A spider dragon's breath weapon is not entirely unlike silly string. Needless, to say, spider dragons don't get along with fire-breathing dragons all that well.

Glowing Tentacle Bird

Actually, the snout is rather tapir-like. Perhaps it's been a tentacle tapir masquerading as a bird-monster all this time!

Decapus

It can cause a bit of taxonomical confusion (and embarrassment, needless to say!) when you've got a face like an octopus but a tentacle count like a squid.

Von Snoot Snake

Von Snoot Snakes can get a little impatient about wanting to know when the squash pie will be done.

Panic Feep

There are too many speckles on my banana! BLARGH!!!

Green Sea Serpent

"I could have sworn I left my tide pool here."

Purple & Gold Spider

I mean, come on, does a spider really need more than three eyes?

Corkscrew Monster

"Look, I know I'm called a Corkscrew Monster and all that, and I see you've got this bottle of wine, but here's the thing ..."

Cat Slug the First

This is the first ever cat slug feep. It turned out to be an evolutionary dead end when the trinocular vision led to chasing birds in three different directions at once, but running far, far too slowly to catch any of them.

Missing Link and Curly Sprite

Feeps tend to be easily distracted, making group portraits a bit of a challenge.

Grimace Nautilus

Grimace Nautilus feels fine this morning. Honest. Now cut out that racket and turn off that sun!