Green & Purple Dragon

Oh, sure, it seems small and cute now, but are you going to be able to feed it when it gets to be the size of a house?

Spiky Bird Monster

For awhile this was the feep pictured on my business cards. (Nowadays I have stickers with black & white line art instead of business cards.)

Ball Python

Okay, so ball pythons are actually called that because they tend to curl up into a ball and not because they are encrusted with spheres. Observe my flagrant disregard for accuracy!

Tentacle Leviathan Necklace

Why hang an albatross around your neck when you can go for a mythical sea monster?

Fire Shrew ACEO

Shrew of fire! Fire shrew!

Rufous Von Snoot

Rufous emerges from the underbrush in the morning, doing a quick check for hawks before toddling off in search of coffee.

Purple Bird Monster

Feeps visit the power plant? Hilarity will no doubt ensue.

Surprised Slug

The salt shaker is gaining on me! YAGH!

Egret Feep

It's that time of year, when you decorate the place with feep-o-lanterns.

Dragon Head Bone Feep

Another of my bone-and-clay creations. The first one, actually, and the first feep I've used paint on (in this case as an antiquing wash).

Green & Gold Taunting Devil

Look into my eye!

Green Spiky Dinosaur

The dinosaur pauses to, ha ha, reflect.

Red & Yellow Striped Slug ACEO

Gotta be on the lookout for salt, don't you know.

Round Toothy Monster

HALLOWEEN IS ONLY SIX WEEKS AWAY AND I CAN'T THINK OF A GOOD COSTUME ARGH ARGH ARGH!

(To be fair, being essentially a sphere does present some costuming challenges. Maybe this feep could go as a tennis ball ... of doom?)

OMGreen

We finally had a cold front come through here and are getting our first taste of fall weather (by which I mean I can turn off the AC and open the windows without dying). Austin doesn't actually do much in the way of autumn, sadly, for it is my favorite season, but you can see a little bit of leaf-change in this feep photo from a few years ago.

Green Lamprey

Say, you don't mind if I latch onto ya and suck out all your blood, do ya? What? Jeez, I was just asking.

Blue & White Curl

Austin got but a smattering of rain yesterday, though signs on the highway cautioned against traveling to Houston. Here's hoping everyone down there is okay (I've done a few shows in Houston and know a number of feep fans live in the area).

Praying Mantis ACEO

I recall a picture book I read as a child that suggested keeping a pet praying mantis on a string so it could devour any bugs in your room. Obviously that wouldn't work too well for the mantis unless you're an especially filthy kid, in which case one praying mantis is not going to solve your problems.

Bone Sea Monster

This feep was made using a deer vertebra I found in the woods near where I live. The polymer clay bits were baked separately and glued on afterward, as it turns out polymer clay does not stick to bone even a tiny little bit.

Evil Bunny Wine Charm

I sincerely hope someone who got a wine charm set from me is using them on some sort of ridiculously ornate goblets.

Chambered Nautilus

Ever see something that scares you do bad your tentacles stand straight out? Horripilation of the tentacles.

Green Long Horns

Scouting for locations for businesses aimed at termites, maybe? Really, I have no idea what these guys get up to.

Blue & Purple Glow Cat

Okay, bug, I know you're hiding in there somewhere. And when I find you, it's gonna be bug-crunchin' time!

Flame Dragon

The dragon sits atop its horde of electricity, guarding its valuable treasure from would-be Knights of the Laptop.

Growf ACEO

Why yes, it has been that sort of a week.

Orange Bull

Where is that tiny matador hiding?

Green Angler Whale

Why don't you just dock that boat riiiiight heeeeere. In my maw.

Stripey-Horn Blob

I know it's around here somewhere ...

Big Mouth Monster

Having a big mouth makes catching insects considerably easier. Unfortunately, it also tends to get one embroiled in awkward social situations.

Monster Family Portraits 4

The latest in the Monster Family Portraits series (wherein I take a multi-window mat intended for pictures of the kids or whatever and fill it up with monsters).