Blue Cyclops

The feeps are getting all hip and trendy with their 80s retro sparkle vinyl.

Red Devil Magnet

I had stopped making magnets for awhile, for no particular reason, but made a few new ones recently, of which this devil is one.

Razorback Eyestalk

Wait at the rendezvous point under the light with the pull chain, and make sure no one follows you.

Spiral Nightcap

Just you stay away from this can-on-a-chain, you hear? It's my can-on-a-chain!

Spiky Sprite

This reminds me, I need to get around to making that feep chess set one of these days.

Horned Blue Blob

Sigh. Call the fire department. The feep climbed up the lamp again and can't get back down.

Green Twisty Horns

Taken at the Flightpath, one of Austin's favorite coffee shops.

Laptop Feeps

I'm sure it will be perfectly fine to let the feeps watch my computer while I go get my coffee. Nothing can go wrong!

Stripe-Horn Blob

I suppose you thought you were just going to go put some sugar in your coffee, is that it?

Mountain Feep

I know it doesn't seem all that well camouflaged right now, but that's just because it's wandered off the purple mountains for a moment.

Blue Sea Serpent

So, um, wasn't there supposed to be a bunch of water around here somewhere? Just, you know, curious. Is all.

Frogzard

Wash your windows?

Sprite and Blob vs. Cicada

"On the count of three you jump, okay? One ... Two ... "

Green & Black Tentacle Twist

Tentacle Twists are beneficials, stunning and sometimes killing pest insects by reading bad poetry at them.

Curly Tongue Nautilus

Be tempted not by the feep of the vine.

Shy Tiger

A commission done for a kid's room. I did actually find a reference photo of a tiger with a goofy, smiling expression; it looked very dog-like.

Camo Cat Magnet

You can place it such that it's always looking at the food dish. [This suggestion submitted by the Hungry Cat Society.]

Green Snoot Dragon

The Green Snoot Dragon would like to let you know that I'll be in the dealer's room at ArmadilloCon this weekend (August 15-17), so if you're in Austin and you're into sci-fi and fantasy you should check it out.

Big Horn Sprite

Out climbing the rocky cliffs, looking for rival big horn sprites with which to do battle.

Okay, so they'd probably actually just sit down and have tea, but that's kind of like doing battle.

ABC Feeps - Zoot Snoot

Really? We're at "Z" already? The feeps will be restless! There could be a mob! Carnage might ensue! Indeed, it could turn into a full-blown Zoot Snoot Riot.

Surprised Purple Blob

Much as it pains me to say it, I think this one may be a morning feep.

Toothy Fish

World's most cheerful piranha!

Turtleneck

I use the term "neck" loosely here, obviously.

Colonel Schnoz

Go ahead. Ask him about his war wound.

Tigrus Von Snoot

Tigrus would like to know where one might find some tasty wildebeest burgers.

Silver Stripe Ghost

The ghost is hoping you'll notice how gothy it looks, sitting on that fishnet lace.

Curly-Horned Dragon

Naturally curly, of course. (Have you ever tried to get rollers into horns? I didn't think so.)

Snowpup

It's August, so why not a winter-related feep, eh? I continue to advise you not to eat the feeps, regardless of how refreshing they may seem.

Curly Green Dog Monster

Go on, let it lick your face. [slorp] Hey, didn't you used to have two eyes?

Green Snake

This snake looks as though it coiled to strike and then got distracted by a random thought.

Spiral Nightcap

The feep would just like to remind you, before you look at the meter, that it is summer in Texas, and possibly you should do some deep breathing first.