Blue Narwhal

Sailing the ocean of faux wood.

Real-life narwhals are actually far cuter than the feep version. It's true!

Taunting Devil Close-Up

Photo by Dan Machold.

Alien Aardvark

Space anteater eats ants from space!

Snoot Snake

Looks sort of like a constrictor getting constricted. Do constrictors constrict other constrictors? I'm not sure.

Green Raspberry Nautilus

I just need a little sip of water ...

ABC Feeps - Oddsbaldistone

Or "Odds" for short.

Earmuff Feep

All the more odd for not having ears.

Green Cat Monster

What ARE you doing?

Purple Pointy

More or less my mood icon for today.

Crazy Eyestalks

Obviously possessed of a chameleon-like brain that can handle non-binocular vision.

Purple Glow Kraken

I really should Photoshop a tiny boat into this picture.

Sabretooth Cat Snake ACEO

I actually have several new ACEOs done, scanned in, even, but I can't figure out what I did with the files. I will probably wind up looking for them longer than it would take to rescan them, because THEY ARE IN HERE SOMEWHERE, RAT GABBIT.

Now I have to go figure out what a rat gabbit is and what it looks like.

Red & Blue Curly Sprite

The sprite isn't going to tell you how to cook, it will just look on in horror.

Boxing Lizard

Unfortunately, flaring up your crests when you're in battle mode just gives your opponent more surface area to target.

Blue Swirl

Quite possibly the most popular feep of all time. Certainly the one I get the most email about - I guess concentrated deviousness is all the rage.

Purple & Green Spiked Heron

On the prowl for fish, no doubt.

Goofy Peppermint Nautilus

I have a picture of my brother wearing a similar expression, as it happens. (My brother doesn't glow in the dark, though. Insofar as I know.)

Purple Glow Sea Serpent

It looks a bit like the sea serpent was swimming along happily enough, and then suddenly all the water got drained out of the sea.

Red Stripe Cat Snake

Hopefully the cat snake will have the good graces to eat all the blue jays that are hanging out on my porch.

Nautiloid Necklace

I'll just tie up this here chip of wood. I mean, why not?

Tall Red Spiked Cyclops

Perfect biking weather is upon us, and this is not lost on the feeps. Unfortunately, it's hard to work the gear shift and the pedals at the same time when you're three inches tall.

Purple & Copper Tentacle Twist

You can often find tentacle twists squiggling around at the bottom of the garden this time of year.

Purple Glow Long Horns

You just know there's another little feep hiding in that pipe, eluding capture.

ABC Feeps - Nettles

As in, "possibly got into some."

Purple & Green Spiked Eyestalk

The cool thing to do amongst the eyestalks these days is to gel your eyelashes into a mohawk.

Blue Heron Vulture Dragon Thing

Either my birds are becoming more dragonlike or my dragons are becoming more birdlike.

Red & Black Taunting Devil

This feep looks kind of like it's staging an argument between a couple of hand puppets.

Frankenfeep

CAPE went really well and I'm definitely glad to have gone, but this is about how I feel right now.

CAPE is tomorrow!

On Saturday, May 3, I'll be out at CAPE in Dallas for yet another Free Comic Book Day extravaganza. Attendance is free, and it promises to be a grand old time once more, so check it out if you can.

If I look really, really tired it's because I'm really, really tired.

Grey Shrewrat

This was originally supposed to be a rat, but the nose came out more shrewlike, if you ask me. But people kept calling it a rat. So it's a shrewrat.

Surprised Glow Nautilus

Surprised, no doubt, by the precipitous dropoff, which must stretch down for literally dozens of millimeters.