Purple Dino Snoot

While bearing a striking facial resemblance to the Von Snoot, the Dino Snoot actually has an altogether different lineage, and merely exhibits signs of convergent evolution.

Flop-Horned Blob

You must be careful to patch all gaps in your fence lest the blobs slip out through the cracks and start digging in the neighbor's computer files.

Taunting Devil?

This blurry photo is the only evidence for the existence of the Taunting Devil of the Gazebo.

Purple & Green Sprite

Beware of feeps claiming they live there, they just forgot the door code, and could you please let them in just this once.

Purple & Blue Curly Blob

I should turn this image into a downloadable card, shouldn't I? Anyway, thank you to everyone who bought or promoted the feeps this year!

Eyeball Squid and Spider

Which do you prefer, lots of tentacles or lots of legs?

Merry Feepmas!

Who wants to be Santa? Hmmmm?

Red Eyestalk

Chain of Feep(s)!

Red & Blue Long-Eared Feep

This feep returns to its roots, ha ha! Which are, not surprisingly, quite twisted.

Eyeball Tail

It's always good to keep an eye out behind you in case the birds whose nest you're snooping about come back unexpectedly.

Aquarius Von Snoot

Aquarius looks out over the pool at the Von Snoot estate. Not a particularly large pool by human standards, but when you're a feep it's like having your own lake.

Striped-Horn Blob

The striped-horn blob has been known to keep up a running commentary as people perform their ablutions.

Shelled Tentacles

Now you know the truth: feep eyeballs grow on bushes. (They, uh, turn white later. Somehow.)

Sledding Ski Hat Orneryment

Truly an ornery orneryment at that. Perhaps this feep doesn't like being cold?

Horned Green Blob

I suspect the blob feeps evolved horns in order to keep themselves from being mistaken for candy and eaten.

Purple & Green Glow Tentacle Twist

You should exercise caution when approaching a Tentacle Twist. Though they are small, they are quite fast and have been known to recite their own poetry at people.

Green & Blue Snat

The folks at the Kismet Gallery in Troy, NY (I am in their current Designer Toy exhibit) wrote me asking to send them more stuff, so yesterday I sent them a box containing the feep dolls plus several new figurines and art pieces. So if you already went to the Kismet show you might want to go again soon as I'll have a bunch more stuff up in the next few days.

One of the new figurines I sent them is the Snat you see here.

Tentacle Leviathan Necklace

I think this one speaks for itself.

Red & Black Glow Sprite

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest feep of all?

Zombie Feep

Today you get the Zombie Feep, for I have run out of coffee. Beeeeaaannnsss!

Curled Von Snoot Orneryment

Don't have an Xmas tree? You can still decorate your surroundings with orneryments: observe how this Von Snoot makes a fine earring for Bastet (who brings cat treats to all the good little kittens, and by "good" I of course mean "bad").

Tentacled Leviathan

Now with More Mandibles!

Purple Spiky Vulture

You use how many cubic feet?!

Purple Skullface Ghost Keychain

This must be the ghost of that fire hydrant's gasket.

Sledding Dragon Orneryment

At some point I got a bunch of these little dollhouse-sized metal sleds for cheap, and have been using them to make Orneryments. Someone (possibly the person who bought this feep) said the red eyes made it look sinister. The truth is, I just made the eyes red to match the sled and didn't even think of the eeeevil implications.

Blue Conical Mollusc

This feep is determined to become the first ever sea creature who is a champion tree-climber.

Bull-Horned Blob

The feeps have come to pass judgment on your housekeeping skills.

Blue Twisty Horns

Go on, explain to the nice meter reader how it totally wasn't your fault, because see, there was this little blue monster, see ...

Black glow sprite

See, one of the side effects of doing the Daily Monster is going back and making feeps I haven't made for awhile, as per this sprite.

Wheatsville went extremely well, which means at the moment I'm very low on feeps. I've got a handful of new ones to list and will be making plenty more this week, so if you were hoping to grab some from the eBay Store fear not; the selection will be expanded very soon!

Eyeball Squid Necklace

Today's lack of witty commentary brought to you by Not Enough Sleep.

Green Glow Slug

NOM NOM NOM.

Off to the Wheatsville Arts Festival! IF you're in Austin, feel free to drop by: it's today and tomorrow (Dec. 1-2) from 10:00 AM - 5:00 PM. Free admittance! Wheatsville is at 3101 Guadalupe.