Tentacle Nautilus

Stay very, very still ....

Purple Long-Eared Slug

Accountant Feep notices a problem with the books.

Proboscis Dino

Dr. Dino, paleontologist, examines the bone of some impossibly huge, prehistoric creature. (Bear in mind that for feeps, recorded history only goes back about 5 years.)

Yellow & Black Tentacle Twist

And here the mailman was, thinking he was safe after getting past the dog.

Evil Eyestalk Magnet

It's those big eyes that make babies look so helpless and cute.

Shelled Tentacle Mollusc

Yeah, I got nothin'. I blame others.

Monster Skeleton

I made a little monster skeleton out of various bones I've found, and had drawn a picture of what the living creature might look like (as per above). I assembled the whole thing into a shadow box and put it in a gallery. Well, the gallery closed recently and I got my shadow box back, and now I have decided I want to do a different drawing, that the one I made before is not quite right for the piece as a whole.

This is why you haven't seen any pictures of this shadow box yet, and it's going to be awhile before I can get to the new drawing, but eventually! Oh yes, eventually.

Green Sparkly Tentacle Twist

Although this picture is from my last move a couple of years ago, it's movin' time once more and I am surrounded by boxes and chaos.

Zombie Guinea Pigs

Because really, what could be more appropriate for Monday morning?

Feep Shadow Box: House of Cards

This is still one of my favorites. I watched Casino Royale last night, so a card theme seems appropriate, does it not?

Blue Snail

I had a visit from the insomnia fairy last night, which means today I am moving alike unto this snail.

Puple Long-Horned Monster

It's not even technically summer yet and it's already hot enough that I could just about bake the feeps by putting them outside.

Bashful Snoot Bird

Bashfully looking for aphids to hoover up.

Orange Tabby

Today's feep is brought to you by Massive, Complicated Deadline.

Foo Dog and Feeps

My friend Melita Curphy (a.k.a. Miss Monster) recently had a toy made of her Foo Dog design. I obtained one such toy and introduced it to the feeps. I am now wondering if this was such a great idea, and if I'm not going to come home to a pile a rubble one of these days.

Sea Hydra Necklace

Some monsters wear necklaces of bones. Some bones wear necklaces of monsters. Just as you might expect.

Purple & Green Spiral Nightcap

The other day I went to see Teacher Teacher, the new play from Austin theater troupe Loaded Gun Theory. I was reminded of an incident in 4th grade when the teacher said to the class, "Let's just turn out the lights and all put our heads on our desks and have a little nap, okay?" At the time we were all a bit confused, but I realize now that she was quite thoroughly hungover.

This has no relevance to how I feel this morning. None whatsoever.

Balloon OctoCat

Being filled with air assists with buoyancy, of course.

Green Toothy Nautilus

Hmm. According to this sundial, the time is now feep o'clock.

Horned Orange Round Wine Charm

Not only will you know which glass is yours, but your wine charm will defend said glass against any would-be thieves.

Spiral Cap Cyclops at the Denver Airport

Soooomewheeeeeeerrrre, oooover the traaaaain traaaax ...

Waffle Iron Feeps

They look on in eager anticipation of their morning meal of batter.

Site design sketch

When I was figuring out the layout for the index page of the recently redesigned Feep site, I ended up sketching out my idea in dry-erase on the bathroom mirror. As you can see, I stayed pretty close to the original concept sketch.

Purple Triclops Squid

Sigh. Time to call the fire department. The squid has gotten stuck up a tree again.

Turban

Each morning, the feep undertakes the dangerous journey in search of coffee.

Horned Round Monster

It's my birthday today, and I am old enough to shock a feep.

Longhorned Slug

This feep is using its shadow to pretend that it is a much larger feep. Raarr!

Horned Purple Cyclops

This is what happens when you leave yourself a tail of breadcrumbs to follow, and then get hungry and eat said breadcrumbs as a snack.

Shelled Tentacles

Climbing through the, ha ha, gourdge, ha ha. Oh my.

Tree Mollusc

If any fish are foolish enough to swim amongst the treetops, this mollusc will be ready for 'em.